ColonelSandwich

ColonelSandwich won first place in Ultra Speed Challenge 2.5+ so he is basically the most epic gamer of all time. He likes Sonic and Ridge Racer. He is occasionally handsome but only occasionally.

Quotes

 * "Nothing is better than a cheap shot"
 * "Lmao monkey kill me lol"
 * "you hear that knocking? that's me. I have a knife. let me in"
 * "I wish someone did the quadratic formula for the sound a black hole makes"