Cosmic Oracle

The Cosmic Oracles are a race of information-gathering cube boys that travelled throughout the universe. They are benevolent by nature, but this leaves them vulnerable to attack, especially by viral means. There used to be a lot of them, but over time there are now less than 500 remaining information-gathering cube boys. For all we know, that number could be 3!

Appearance
The Cosmic Oracles gather information in a cube-shaped boy form. If you look into them, you look through a hole in reality into a more blissful scene (haha get it).

Personality
The Cosmic Oracles are information-gathering cube boys. They are benevolent by nature, and travel throughout the universe to gather information, on account of the fact that they're information-gathering cube boys.

Appearance in The Bouncer Revamped
Only one Cosmic Oracle is shown, Cosmic Oracle #772 (but you can call him Andy, all his friends do). He's an information-gathering cube boy. Every two years, Cosmic Oracle #772 (but you can call him Andy, all his friends do) comes around near Planet Bouncer, where the Bouncers hang out and bounce and evade taxes.

The Bouncers compete to reach the Cosmic Oracle, because they want to know what happened to Bouncer, who vanished a little bit ago and they're getting kinda worried. This is a risky undertaking, as people are known to keep vanishing and stuff and it's pretty spooky. Eventually, at the fifth race held, a group finally managed to reach Cosmic Oracle #772 (but you can call him Andy, all his friends do). Andy is about to reveal the secret of The Bouncer, but before he can he is infected by Carl_.exe, who sucks and is green, even though I don't like that. He corrupts Cosmic Oracle #772 (otherwise known as Andy, which is what all his friends call him, and you can too) and uses his power to do evil things like fire lasers.

After you save Andy (there you go, now you got it), and return him to his original information-gathering cube boy self, he tells you that The Bouncer's been found dead in Miami, but implores you to come visit sometime. You might not go. It's a pretty dangerous journey, and it's like, do you really want to do that again? You just met the guy.

Powers

 * Can gather information
 * Can be cubical
 * Can be boy
 * Can breathe in space (pretty cool)
 * They have cool reality warping computer powers, but they like, don't like bringing it up, it's no big deal really
 * Andy, at least, is protected by a horrifying gauntlet of death and destruction where many enter, but none leave. It is unknown if other Cosmic Oracles are able to find or create death gauntlets like this as a part of their many powers
 * They all have like, thirteen bucks between them (which isn't a lot, but they're state-funded, and Bouncers don't pay taxes)
 * Contain a blissful scene (HA)

Trivia

 * They knew your dad in high school
 * One of them, Cosmic Oracle #283, once threw a football like, really far, and hit a bird with it. He won't stop bringing it up even though it's been like, fifteen years, which is why nobody invites him to the Christmas party anymore