Bouncer

''I love evading taxes! Is what I would say, if I had a mouth!''

Bouncer (also known as "The Bouncer") was the protagonist of ColonelSandwich's game "The Bouncer," and was a central plot figure in its sequel "The Bouncer Revamped." They were a gray ball with eyes. They were wanted for tax evasion, and will be dearly missed. They were found dead in Miami.

Personality
Bouncer was quiet (possessing no mouth) but had a loud personality! We hope you're in a better place, king. They bounced. Powered by the scorn of others, which we took for granted.

Abilities

 * Can jump, but never will again
 * Can jump, but again, but they can't cause they're dead
 * Can jump, but off of walls. They can still do that
 * Bouncy (less so these days)
 * Retained momentum (unlike most people, who simply stop when forces cease directly acting upon them). It was truly a gift, now lost to this world.
 * Encyclopedic knowledge of the tax code, allowing for maximum tax evasion

Trivia

 * The Bouncer really was their name (we asked)
 * This is a trivia box
 * Enjoyed evading taxes. This was, in truth, the ultimate evasion. R.I.P. The Bouncer
 * BFFs with a Cirno plush, who isn't taking this very well and only came out of retirement to insult/save some more Bouncers during The Bouncer Revamped. Send them love when you get a chance. The funeral is next Sunday